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TEACHER HAS ANSWER FOR EXCUSES
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JUST PARKIN’ MY CAR
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An Opportunist’s Tale
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think…
DEAR ABBY, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee’s mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit…
Gimme a saw
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Straight Invaded Chapter 5
Monday: I awoke, around 10:00AM, with a hangover from the Ambien, the vision of Beth’s perfect ass was locked in my mind. That was a day I will never forget. I hit the shower, applied my hair remover, and shaved. I cleaned myself out with the tool Beth left behind, brushed my teeth, and packed…
A Long Time Coming
It was an attraction we couldn’t admit to, but now, with my dick swimming in her delicious pussy, I needed to focus, and I wanted her to know that I was excited by the touch of her skin, the softness of her lips, and the scent of her mound. We were wrong, and we knew…